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Funny Stuff
« on: April 12, 2010, 08:40:22 PM »
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Post your Funny stuff, but please try to keep it *as clean as possible*


Communities tend to be guided less than individuals by conscience and a sense of responsibility. How much misery does this fact cause mankind! It is the source of wars and every kind of oppression, which fill the earth with pain, sighs and bitterness. (Albert Einstein, 1934)

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Re: Funny Stuff
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2010, 11:48:51 AM »
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This is a gem of an inspirational poster I once made. Naturally some people took offense to it.
Be conservative in what you send, be liberal in what you accept from others- Jon B Postel
 

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Re: Funny Stuff
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2010, 11:51:16 AM »
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LOL Jason! :D
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Re: Funny Stuff
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2010, 03:35:30 PM »
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How do I embed pic from my machine?

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« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2010, 08:37:38 AM »
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Nog nooit was die Kaapse Vlakte so trots op ‘n jong dame nie. Hannah Mintanne is die nuutste sing sensasie uit hul eie agterplaas. Maar Hannah self is baie beskeie, “Dit issie ‘easy’ om dit te ‘cut’ innie ‘music industry’ nie. Mense maak nie uit van allie ‘temptations’ en ‘pressure’ nie. Ek is net bly om my pa, ma, vier broers en sussie, my ‘uncle’ Bradley, sy familie, en Shane, my ‘boyfriend’ met die ‘panelbeaters’ te kan uithelp met al die geld wat ek nou so inkry”.

En kry sy geld in! Disney het haar onlangs ‘n kontrak aangebied en sy werk tans aan ‘n nuwe TV-reeks genaamd ‘Cape Flats Kids’ waar sy die rol vertolk van Smaailie Saairis, ‘n dogter met ‘n droom om groot roem te bereik en haar bes probeer om ‘n lewe van tik verslawing en prostitusie vry te spring.

Ons sien groot dinge kom vir die jong talent!



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Re: Funny Stuff
« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2010, 08:47:41 AM »
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They recon Miley Cyrus is the most hated youth in USA. So who is it now? Miley or the Phelps family?
I'd rather spend a night with Miley than with a member of the Phelps family though :P
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« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2010, 08:59:16 AM »
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How do I embed pic from my machine?


Use the media library (see menu bar). Upload to there, and then link it in your post using the img tag, like so:
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[img]insert url of image here[/img]
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Re: Funny Stuff
« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2010, 09:32:59 AM »
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This is so sad to see, yet so funny:

Communities tend to be guided less than individuals by conscience and a sense of responsibility. How much misery does this fact cause mankind! It is the source of wars and every kind of oppression, which fill the earth with pain, sighs and bitterness. (Albert Einstein, 1934)

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« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2010, 09:54:14 AM »
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« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2010, 10:06:22 AM »
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Quote

Use the media library (see menu bar). Upload to there, and then link it in your post using the img tag, like so:
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[img]insert url of image here[/img]

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« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2010, 10:31:30 AM »
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Re: Funny Stuff
« Reply #11 on: May 21, 2010, 12:14:06 PM »
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Brilliant comebacks

  • These two responses are superb:



    This policeman was being cross-examined by a defence attorney during a felony trial.
    The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer's credibility...

    Q:  'Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?'
    A:   'No sir.  But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.'
    Q:   'Officer -- who provided this description?'
    A:   'The officer who responded to the scene.'
    Q:   'A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender.  Do you trust your fellow officers?'
    A:   'Yes, sir.  With my life.'
    Q:   'With your life?  Let me ask you this then officer.  Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?'
    A:   'Yes sir, we do!'
    Q:   'And do you have a locker in the room?'
    A:   'Yes sir, I do.'
    Q:   'And do you have a lock on your locker?'
    A:   'Yes sir.'
    Q:   'Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?'
    A:   'You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.'

    The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess was called.
    The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's 'Best Comeback' line.


    Now here’s one from General Schwarzkopf



  •         In a recent interview,
    General Norman Schwarzkopf 
    was asked if he thought
    there was room for forgiveness
    toward the people who have harbored
    and abetted the terrorists who perpetrated
    the 9/11 attacks on America.

    His answer was classic Schwarzkopf.

    The General said:
    “I believe that forgiving them is God's function. 

    OUR job is to arrange the meeting”
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Re: Funny Stuff
« Reply #12 on: May 24, 2010, 10:40:10 AM »
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Here's a new one I made:

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Re: Funny Stuff
« Reply #13 on: May 26, 2010, 03:52:54 PM »
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Re: Funny Stuff
« Reply #14 on: May 26, 2010, 10:15:39 PM »
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Nice thing about a tiny forum - No PETA members.  :P
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