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• These two responses are superb:
  
  
  
  This policeman was being cross-examined by a defence attorney during a felony trial.
  The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer's credibility...
  
  Q:  'Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?'
  A:   'No sir.  But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.'
  Q:   'Officer -- who provided this description?'
  A:   'The officer who responded to the scene.'
  Q:   'A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender.  Do you trust your fellow officers?'
  A:   'Yes, sir.  With my life.'
  Q:   'With your life?  Let me ask you this then officer.  Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?'
  A:   'Yes sir, we do!'
  Q:   'And do you have a locker in the room?'
  A:   'Yes sir, I do.'
  Q:   'And do you have a lock on your locker?'
  A:   'Yes sir.'
  Q:   'Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?'
  A:   'You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.'
  
  The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess was called.
  The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's 'Best Comeback' line.
  
  
  Now here’s one from General Schwarzkopf
  
  
  
  
•         In a recent interview,
  General Norman Schwarzkopf 
  was asked if he thought
  there was room for forgiveness
  toward the people who have harbored
  and abetted the terrorists who perpetrated
  the 9/11 attacks on America.
  
  His answer was classic Schwarzkopf.
  
  The General said:
  “I believe that forgiving them is God's function. 
  
  OUR job is to arrange the meeting”