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Re: Funny Stuff
« Reply #30 on: November 16, 2011, 12:47:27 AM »
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LMAO :D


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Re: Funny Stuff
« Reply #31 on: December 26, 2011, 05:13:22 PM »
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From Hellopeter.com
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I visted the Midrand Branch as i had been in an argument with my wife.

I went straight to a seat close to the stage and ordered a Jack. A woman named Olga approached me and started speaking. I immediately smelt a bad odour, it was her BREATH. At first i thaught that she had farted, but that was not it. It made me want to spew. Olga continued to talk and i could not stand the smell anymore so i got up and went to the gents. i came back and there were another two strippers at my table.. waiting. I was quite happy to see this. These two ladies were South African, guess what...they had bad breath as well even worse than the first one . It smelt like something had become become rotton in these girls mouth's.


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